The Play-by-Play

Behind Enemy Lines

Atom looking up new recipes

After doing a little reconnaissance I discovered that my competition, Atom, is now looking up new recipes online. A last minute recipe switch! Sadly, there’s nothing in the rules that prevents this. I’m going to interpret this as weakness on his part… it’s either that or an attempt to make me nervous.

Maybe I’ll “accidentally” slip a laxative in his ground beef.

DANG! Apparently Richard is on to my “special ingredient”.

I don’t think a laxative is really the enemy here. For the judges wont feel the results of the lax usage till hours later. You would both be to blame. You need an ingredient that will blend easily into the opponents beef but leave a lasting taste-expression. A cup of salt. Kitty food. You get the idea.

Apparently the judges like kitty food! Who knew?!

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